THEY are BEAUTIFUL. THEY are ASIANS. LIFE's a BITCH. Well, almost.

I really dig RODGER AND HAMMERSTEIN's MOVIE MUSICALS.

Don't you?

THE SOUND OF MUSIC, FLOWER DRUM SONG, THE KING AND I and SOUTH PACIFIC are some of the magnificent films that I can watch over and over again.

These are classics, timeless gems.

THERE'S this BEACHY song in SOUTH PACIFIC extolling the wonderment of a woman.

It is called THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A DAME.

The lyrics run like this:

We've got sunlight on the sand,

We've got moonlight on the sea,

We've got mangos and bananas you can pick right off the tree,

We've got volley ball and ping pong and a lot of dandy games,

What don't we got?

WE DON'T GOT DAMES.

Chorus

There's nothing like a DAME

Nothing in the world

There's nothing you can name

that is anything like a DAME.

Can you imagine life without a woman?

MIGUEL RODRIGUEZ sums it all up when he says:

" I LIKE TO SEE YOU WALK

BECAUSE YOU LEAVE STREAKS OF FIRE WITH YOUR EVERY STEP,

YOU ARE MUCH MORE THAN AN OBJECT OF DESIRE,

YOU ARE THE FLAME THAT SLOWLY KEEPS ALIVE MY FIRE.

I LIKE TO LOOK AT YOU

OBSERVING YOUR EVERY DETAIL,

YOUR FEELINGS ARE SO PURE, SO FRAIL."

This article pays homage to our ASIAN BEAUTIES.

ASIAN WOMEN are soft, trilling and enticing, don't you think so?

GASP ...... YES!