SEX and SIN? "Look ... I am MAN. Hear me SNARL!"

Pssst! Do you know that .....

ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE FOREVER?

Simply smashing, this hit song from BARBRA STREISAND about the simplicity of life.

She might well be right.

Clarity is defining, but what happens when one's life takes a treacherous turn and mirrors a thousand dampeners instead?

On grey days, against grey skies, when you're really feeling like a ton of shit,

And the stress is piling up in your head,

Hot raucous jokes would surely dispel the gloom and hit you guys like aphrodisiac,

Great?

Well, if it's all about SEX and SIN, then it's much ado about everything!

All MEN enjoy bawdy jokes,

They love sexy time,

They love to fornicate .....

Secretly they love to surf porn and sleaze.

Anything that can heighten esctatic pleasures or stimulate loins,

They like to brag about their physical endowments,

Brutes? NO ...

Men ....YES!

You'd hear, "I AM MAN. Here ... see me SNARL!"

Right on, let's get straight to the topic with these guilt-laden goodness.

Here're some of the tempting dessert treats with all the heavenly drools.

Yumm ......

1. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ORAL SEX AND ANAL SEX?

A. Oral sex makes your day, and anal sex makes your hole weak.

2. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BITCH AND A WHORE?

A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

3. WHAT MAKES MEN CHASE WOMEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF MARRYING?

A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE?

A. A golden retriever.

5. HOW CAN YOU TELL WHICH IS THE HEAD NURSE?

A. The one with the dirty knees.

6. WHICH SEXUAL POSITIONS PRODUCES THE UGLIEST CHILDREN?

A. Ask your mother.

7. HOW DO YOU EMBARRASS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?

A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

8. WHAT DID THE CANNIBAL DO AFTER HE DUMPED HIS GIRL FRIEND?

A. Wiped his ass.

9. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS?

A. Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor-lock.

10. THE THREE WORDS MOST HATED BY MEN DURING SEX?

A. "Are you in?" or "Is it in?"

11. THREE WORDS WOMEN HATE TO HEAR WHEN HAVING SEX?

A. "Honey, I'm home!"

12. WHY DO MEN TAKE SHOWERS INSTEAD OF BATHS?

A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

WOMEN have their scores too.

They love SEX as much as MEN.

Yet, unlike MEN, this is something they are not supposed to admit in public society.

Guys are guys.

They are the dominant gender proud of their sexual conquests.

SEX and SIN?

"Look ..... I am MAN. Hear me SNARL!"

I am sure, somewhere out there, a WOMAN is snorting with her disapproval.

WAR OF THE GENDERS?

Now be mesmerized by Philippine most famous female vocalist REGINE VELASQUEZ as she belts out her version of the classic hit song "I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ME" extolling the anguish of a modern day woman. That was then, but time changed everything since. The world don't just stand still.

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